Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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