maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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