Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
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if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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