I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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