i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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