Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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