Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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