do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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