i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I still have a little drunk in my system
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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