My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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