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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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