Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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