Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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