farters have to be the big spoon...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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