READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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