I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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