Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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