dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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