Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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