You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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