Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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