I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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