this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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