pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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