if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
