Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
