PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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