we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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