I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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