whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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