i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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