I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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