hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
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I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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