We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
You smell like stripper and shame
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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