we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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