I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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