Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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