i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
