he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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