i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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