Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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