Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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