my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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