That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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