I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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