I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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