with your own penis?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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