you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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