Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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