how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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