He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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You. Win. At. Life.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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