your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
it's like iHOP with fire
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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