please come you make the beer taste better
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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