Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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