pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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