we're chasing vodka with high fives
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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