The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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