Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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